Villagers are gathered around an enormous flat screen TV in Obama's father's hometown of Kogelo, Kenya (pop. 5000).
They have been cheering the whole night as each gray state on the TV turns blue for Obama.
They love Obama so much that they have even produced a musical, appropriately named "Obama".
OBAMA HAS TAKEN OHIO, THE MAJOR KEY STATE. HILLARY CLINTON WON THE PRIMARY IN OHIO AND PUNDITS WORRIED OBAMA MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN REACHING OUT TO VOTERS AS WELL AS HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN. THE LAGGING ECONOMY, HOWEVER, SEEMS TO HAVE PERSUADED VOTERS TO GO FOR HIM. MCCAIN REALLY IS GOING TO NEED A MIRACLE. FAST.
Let's hope those Kenyans keep cheering.
Obama: 200
McCain: 130
ps. check out Grant Park in Chicago. Police say that over 500,000 people will be there to watch, what they hope, Obama's acceptance speech.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Posted by kim at 6:45 PM
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Obama's totally going to win.
If McCain wins, the media will blow up, riots will break out, and the country is going to explode.
If Obama wins, taxes will slowly rise, poverty will set in, and the government will fall apart.
McCain = Explode
Obama = Implode
I say we're doomed either way.
I'm moving to Canada.
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